This is about the time each year when I really start focusing in on the NBA draft.
Chad Ford does his annual "who should go #1" routine here.
For the record, I'd go with D Rose regardless of whoever else I had on my roster.
I'd also still take Oden over Durant 1000 times out of 1000.
But I like dominant post and point guard play.
I'm just stupid that way.
If Beasley does go #1 in the upcoming draft, it'll be an amazing piece of cinematic roundball synergy as he's also one of the ballers featured in MCA's new flick Gunnin' For That #1 Spot - which hits the theaters the day after the draft.
This flick sounds really choice as three potential lottery picks are featured - The aforementioned Beasley, Kevin Love and Jerryd Bayless.
Poor Troy "T-Ham" Hambrick. He once had the world at his fingertips when he was perfectly slotted to replace Emmitt Smith back in the day. Yet he was unable to not suck as a player. Then, once out of the game, he was unable to not sell crack cocaine, which according to my inside sources really makes the po-po angry like.
To find out why he just got 5 years of prison time, click here.
By the way, when you Google "Crack Cocaine" the 4th story (and first picture you see) is a Troy Hambrick story. Nice.
Flavor Flav is so bad at acting he makes TO look like Robert Deniro. I was over on ESPN.com trying to find a working email address to e-heckle the GREAT Matt Mosley for being too scared to tell Jerry Stackhouse to take off his MC Hammer sunglasses, while indoors (at night) at a charity poker game for charity with like $2 blinds for charity, when I ran across an interview with TO from the set of some terrible sitcom I've never heard of. TO was getting his off-season acting on along with Flav, who is so bad that I thought I was watching the Simpsons.
Here's the most delicious part of the actual interview:
Interviewer: What are your thoughts on the Cowboys' offseason -- like, say, the arrival of Pacman Jones and all his baggage and the team's pursuit of Chad Johnson?
TO: Oh, man. You know what? It's double trouble. And that sounds like a negative, but it's double trouble in a positive sense. We got one of the two, but if you bring both of those guys in? Pacman's going to bring a lot of defensive presence at the cornerback position, and he brings an added spark with his return ability. And if we add Chad? Oh my god. Chad on one side and me on the other? It's like, dude, who you going to cover? And we got Jason Witten? And we got Marion the Barbarian [Barber]? I mean, geez, pencil us in for the Super Bowl.
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