You may have heard that Bill "hip-hop is evil" Cosby is planning to release a squeaky-clean rap album that won't poison America's youth. What a guy. Here are two decidedly different takes on the matter: the above spoof video, which jacks a killer Dre beat; and Ta-Nehisi Coates' excellent (and really long) piece in the new issue of the Atlantic, which explores Cosby's conservative ideology and vintage Black Nationalist cred.